Curtains
Hi. I'm the Usher.
Your TV is watching you.
Let's close the curtains.
Most smart TVs take pictures of what's on screen, many times a second, and sell what they learn. The off switches are real — they're just buried five menus deep. I'll walk you to each one.
Curtains for iPhone is coming to the App Store. Free, like this page.
Pick your TV
Every step names its source and the day we last checked it.
What Curtains keeps
Nothing. No account, no analytics, no ads. Your devices and progress stay on your iPhone. The one thing the app downloads is a signed list of updated menu paths from this site — and you can switch even that off.